Here's a whole bunch of free sketches, many of them dating back several years. Most of them were written for our weekly spots on CBC radio. Just click on the title to listen.
Tonight On A&E...
Featuring Bernard as Peter Graves!
A Piece of Your Couch
This one has Terence playing a variation on the "It's Not Me Eh Sir Guy"...
Merkelson's Department Store
Funny of this sketch to be of. Hello.
Radio Ad
This is an ad we did to promote a live show in Montreal.
Johnny's Practical Jokes
Not featuring Bernard as Peter Graves!
Sunshine Travel Vacation
Finally, an affordable vacation package.Okay, it's not perfect, but it's cheap.
Cooking Time With Chef Boyardee
Featuring Peter Graves as Chef Boyardee.
Camp Lord Of The Flies
Um... we can't think of anything to say about this skit. Listen to it.
Volcano!
This is the sketch that inspired our first screenplay, Disco Inferno. The screenplay was optioned by Paramount Pictures, but the option ran out.
The Pledge Drive Channel
If you think about the premise of this sketch for too long, your brain will EXPLODE.
Scanners III
Speaking of exploding brains....
Duraspoon
Um... remember Uri Geller?
School For The Mechanically Inept
This sketch has nothing to do with penguins.
The Uncensored Album
This sketch is a little dated....okay, it's REALLY dated. But it's good.
Marty's Coffee Table Book
Marty (Terence) is a recurring character of ours. He's a sleazebag who's always looking for an easy way to make a buck. This is another dated sketch -it refers to Madonna's book "Sex", which was published, like, a hundred years ago- but we still find it amusing.
Philishave Ad
This sketch refers to an old and fairly obscure ad for Philishave razors. The song really was that bad. In fact, Bernard improves on it a bit...
Siskel and Ebert: The Motion Picture
Obviously, this one also goes back a few years...
The Vanilla Ice Story
While we're on the "really dated sketches with obscure references" thing...
Home Alone III
Wicked Macaulay Culkin imitation, eh? They actually DID make a Home Alone III, but unfortunately it didn't go like this.
Hungry!
Okay, this one is really obscure. But for those of you who get the reference...
The Insane Doctors Guide
Listening to this sketch will cure your acne.
Call Waiting
Featuring Macaulay Culkin as Tony.
Rex and Toby: The Unforgettable Adventure
This would be a good movie. Really.
"I'm One.."
This is a reference to an old commercial, but even if you've never heard the commercial, you'll find it amusing. Hopefully.
The Naked Fat Guy Line
Our apologies to all the naked fat guys out there...
One Dalmatian
It's not the number of 'tings, okay?
A Psychology Minute
Um... here's another sketch.
Airport Security Check Humour
This sketch is made of 70% whole wheat.
Star Trek: The Enormous Shoe
Paul does a wicked Ensign Pilko, eh?
Sexual Obsession
PARENTAL ADVISORY: This sketch includes adult subject matter and Don Knotts.
The Last Primetime Sketch
For several years, we were regulars on a CBC Radio program called PRIMETIME. This is the last sketch we did for them.
